(Just now, during dinner. My aunt/annoying 5-year old cousin came over yeah)
Aunt (handing hp to cousin): Son your dad's on the phone he wants to talk to you.
-pause, and cousin registers this new piece of information-
My cousin (picking up the phone): HI we're at Yi Ma's house BYE BYE!!!!!!!!
And then he proceeds to hang up rudely and half-ly and now he is screaming about not being able to eat Jack&Jill chips.
I WAS NEVER LIKE THAT K! I was a freaky geniusbaby who never cried and behaved impeccably in public and spoke intelligently to strangers, see. I never made strange noises! Like, "RRRRAAARGH!!!", the way my cousin just did, while making a crazy leap into the air. I just had to take the TV remotes away from him haha.
No but seriously I was scary smart and never screamed and flailed around. I kid you not! I only started doing weird shit like that when I started primary school.
Yeah I think my metabolic clock is quite screwed too.
