Oh, and there's Brendan Fraser :D That helps too!
HEE. Plus they speak in funky Egpytian!Slang that I have failed to understand throughout all 4 times I've watched the movie but it is cool NONETHELESSSSS.
Still don't get the ending yeah but oh that's no big deal, they gloat away in some cool boaty thing and everyone lives happily ever after yup.
FEELS FABULOUS TODAY TYVM
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OH, holy crap.
My mom changed the channel for all of 5 seconds to some random asian thing
-OH HOLY SHIT THERE IS BLOODY JIRO IN THE ASIAN THING NOOOOOOO SCREW THE MUMMYYYY!-
Right, never mind that.
So I got agitated.
Me: MOM! NOO, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUMMY
Mom: (pointing to herself) Here, see!
And proceeds to continue watching her weird asian thing.
Ah, well.
OH, AND?
JSYK Life Lesson No.1, The Mummy Version?
1. Getting sucked into a swirling whooshing flood of anything, ANYTHING AT ALL, is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Ever. (Unless it's cute guys with nice chests, then a) awkward but b) :D
(this reminds me of debb's pancreas-stabbing cute guy, HAHAH)