Facebook is a slow arse and today's gonna be a mighty slow day zomg. Dad went to meet the Deputy Prime Minister (WTF OKAY, WHAT IS UP WITH HIM AND POLITICIANS)
Ugh, so today I'mma mooch around the resort and find things to do. Which isn't hard, 'cause they have HAMMOCKS here and I have a HAMMOCK FETISH. RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, YO!
Shit I realise I have yet to buy schooolbooks! Which sucks, 'cause it's a bad omen whoooooooo. Oh oh y'know I realize that Facebook Compare People is a huge bitch, dude, it's like all SEE THIS PERSON DOESN'T THINK YOU SING WELL GO KILL HIS RATINGS, HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Mauritius is a really punny word!!! Wheeee hahaha :D Like, Mauri-Tours :D SEEE AUTO-TOURISM, and and and OH how about this, Mauri-Test! Like,
Mauritian schoolteacher: "KEEEDZ VE ARE GOING TO HAVE A TEST NOW. VE CALL EET, ZE MAURI-TEST!!! -Devilish cackle- MUAHAHHAHA!!!! MAU-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
-Children die of fright-
Hahhahah (: Seee! Punny, no?
KLAME. And of course, MAO-ritius, seeeeee how cut out they areee for communiiismmmmm!!! :D AWESOME.
I wonder if they're still serving breakfast; it's nearly 10.