Ahhh swimming in the sea is verily verily muchly satisfying, whoooo! (: I have gone SHOPPING today, not with results, but the shops here show much potential! Which is actually bull considering I went to uhh, Billabong. Ahah! And Ripcurl, but whatever. Also went into several weird craft shops (which sell pretty tourist knick knacks! I hate that phrase), but I still haven't found my Obamashirt! They purportedly have them here but WHERE are they?! Dodos apparently sell very well here.

I saw several very, very very very nice clothes and they were NOT from Billabong, OR Ripcurl, OR Roxy! Which they have here too, suprisinglyornotso. But everything here is so expensive! And the people are all pretty and thin and have nice complexions and great figures! And they're all dark and most have nice hair. Which is to say in essence, they all look like Rihanna. D: Everything costs as much as one of her concert tickets, and 8 Days tells me they cost a lot and 8 Days is my lifeliiiineee X: Ehehhh. I kid you not. Soooo! Despite having like 200-300 dollars on me ($) approx I'm can't bear to spend anything. Which sucks because my dad said I COULD spend money like there's no tomorrow but WHAT IF IN THAT SAME TOMORROW, I NEED TO BUY OBAMA SHIRTS AND HAVE NO MONEY TO, HUH HUH!?

Kill me now, really.

I NEED NICE CLOTHES -cue materialistic freaking out- BLAH. And and and I bought Ting this enormous pair of specs (like fake ones, with no lenses, made of plastic) and they're HUGE, together with ?shutter specs? and popping-out-eyeball-specs. I'm going to give them to whoever wants! SO KILL YOURSELVES FOR IT.

OH OH OH OH OH I JUST REMEMBERED!!!!!!
THE MAURITIUS AIRPLANE IS SO PRETTY, THE SEATS ARE IN LIKE GREEN AND YELLOW AND ORANGE AND THEY'RE BRIGHT AND SHINY AND PASTEL AND ON THE WALLS THEY HAVE PICTURES OF FISH/OTHER TROPICAL THINGS. SINGAPORE AIRLINES DOESN'R HAVE THAT, OMG, FLYING ON AIR MAURITIUS IS JUST SO CHEERYYYYYY!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Ugh it's so boring now I'm waiting for my dad to come back from visiting the Prime Minister, pffffttsh. That's not even something to be proud of considering they've been together for FIVE HOURS, what the hell can 2 middle-aged guys talk about for FIVE HOURS!!!!

(Sex lah but I trust my dad. I think. He's getting married! :D <3)