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lets paint acorns golden brown golden
Thursday, December 18, 2008 @ 3:44 PM
MY LEG IS THROBBING! ASDFAGDG. THIS IS NOT GOODD.

Twilight is really dumb, like really really really really really really dumb. It's not even a nice, amusing kind of dumb, it's an I-wanna-smack-you-in-the-face-kinda dumb, the way you feel when you meet someone who's as dense as a continental plate?! Yeah, that. And it's not even debatable, k get this:


"Renesmee Cullen

Renesmee "Nessie" Carlie Cullen is the half-vampire, half-human daughter of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, born on September 10, three days before Bella's nineteenth birthday in Breaking Dawn. Her name is derived from the amalgamation of the names of Bella's mother, Renée, and Edward's adoptive mother, Esme. Her middle name, Carlie, is a combination of the names Carlisle, Edward's adoptive father, and Charlie, Bella's father. She has the same facial features and hair color as Edward, but the curly hair of her grandfather, Charlie Swan, and the brown eyes of Bella. She is described by Bella and Jacob as being the most beautiful person in the world, even though she is so young. Her heart pumps blood, giving her a blush, and her pale skin glows in the sunlight. Her skin is very warm and soft to the touch, but is as strong as a vampire's. Renesmee can survive on either blood or human food, though she prefers blood, and she doesn't produce venom. Her special abilities are being able to show someone a thought by touching their skin, and penetrating mental shields. Renesmee grows both mentally and physically at a fast rate, being able to speak only seven days after her birth, and by the end of Breaking Dawn she is able to read, run, hunt, and perform other tasks at advanced levels for her young age. Her intelligence stuns everyone - Bella and Edward especially - as she can understand what is going on around her when the Volturi arrive. Jacob Black gives her the nickname "Nessie" because he considers her full name to be a mouthful, though Bella strongly dislikes him nick-naming her child "after the Loch Ness Monster". However, by the end of the book, all of the characters adopt this shortened version. She will reach physical maturity after about seven years, when her physical appearance will be around seventeen, and will then stop aging.

After Jacob Black imprints on Renesmee, Irina, a vampire from another coven, sees Renesmee and believes she is an "immortal child", a child who had been bitten by a vampire. She informs the Volturi, as immortal children are not allowed to live. Intent on killing Renesmee and decimating the Cullens, the Volturi travel to Forks. However, the Cullen family members gather witnesses from around the world to prove that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Alice brings another half-breed, Nahuel, who explains what he is. No longer seeing Renesmee as a threat, the Volturi leave.

"


Thank you, Wikipedia.



You see, hello, what kind of retarded fckery is a name like Renesmee!!! IT'S SO UGLY OMG, RENESMEE (!?), I AM UNABLE TO TOLERATE THE STUPIDITY EMANATING FROM THIS NAME. Renesmee omg it sounds like a disease, a really bad one that makes your skin itch and have little yellow pus boils, it really does. The concept of her is so so so fcktarded and I told myself I wouldn't use that word but hello, hi, RENESMEE?! She's all perfect and beautiful and gorgeous and is seventeen at seven and can read run hunt whatever at seven, wow, aren't I jealous, I'm 14 and I don't know how to HUNT but this purrrrfect supposedly 17 seven-year-old can, whoo-pee. With stunning intelligence some more, wah wah.


Oh, and what really cracks me up is this: "Her heart pumps blood, giving her a blush"


-.-


And WHOSE heart doesn't pump blood again? Wow, girl, why can't the rest of us be as lucky as you, why is it that when our hearts pump blood, there ain't no 'blush' ._.


By the way amalgamations are all fine and dandy but what complete and utter moron puts their mothers' AND fathers' names together, especially if they form something as imbecilic as Renesmee Carlie Cullen?
who's been painting my roses red.












I’m Huiran, and I’m probably the most awesome weird annoying fabulous ego creepy crazy flamboyant arrogant disgusting insane funny obsessed (not really, obsessed is Esther! <3
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creole lady marmalade. says:
i like daisies, cookies, hot guys, money, clothes, books, and cds.
creole lady marmalade. says:
NOW you know what to get me for my birthday!
creole lady marmalade. says:
:D
paint the sky says:
What, kidnap a hot guy and a priest and set it on your doorstep on a pile of books and clothes holding daisies, cookies and cds?

creole lady marmalade. says:
why the priest!?!?
paint the sky says:
To join you guys in holy matrimony?

NOW YOU KNOW :D

credits to enting! <3 Who is unable to walk like a normal person.

On a seperate note, I wish I had the strength butterflies have when they're hanging on to the window of a speeding car with all their six legs because if you've never noticed;

They don't let go.

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