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i know he rescued my soul
Thursday, December 18, 2008 @ 2:59 PM
HELLLLO WORLD, I HAVE RETURNED. MISS ME!? 
Posting like 923728375 times a day gets tedious okay, I have a life to deal with! That involves, uhh, people, and other people, and like, the television, and stuff.

All right who am I kidding.

I feel so accomplished! :D WHEEHOOOOO~ I have made EGGS. Like, eggs not as the product of my ovulation, but the ovulation of scritchy colourful fowls, aka chickens. How pro am I manxzzx! :D Bwahahaaaaa.

STRANGLED ANIMAL NOISES HAHA YES JINGYIIIIIZZXZXXZ. Strangled animals FTW xD

"You sound like a strangled weasel!" 

EH LIKE YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A STRANGLED WEASEL SOUNDS LIKE AHJINGYI. Heh! :D That was over the phone btw then we went on to explore possible strangled animal noises, e.g. Strangled Racoon, Strangled Hippo, Strangled Ferret, Strangled Lemming (like wtf is a lemming) through googling 'strangled noises'. We fail ahhh BALDIEEEE :D OMG WE SHOULD OPEN A STRANGLED ANIMAL FARM HAHAHAHA LIKE WRITE A BOOK. Strangledcat! -.- 
Hello Sec Ones, your LA book this year is (Strangled) Animal Farm, by Woodie and Baldie, ANNOTATE IT NAAAOOOOOZXZXZXZX. I'm not funny any more! ZOMG, WHY. Oh it's because I'm supposed to be googling strangled rhino sounds recipes now. I should set up some retarded kitchen thing. And we finished watching 'She's Got The Look' yesterday and it was so weird, couldn't they just stick to ANTM it's so much awesome Tyra Banks is DAMN KYOOL. Why is it that all people who can cook well and have nice kitchens and funky accents get their own TV show, boo! 

Photobucket is telling me that santa wants my photos for a slide show. What ftardedness is this, Photobucket!? Ueghghhhgh. Phyllis Yeo is QUESTIONING ME about my talking-to-self habit! It should stop. Or not :D

Yesterday was a nice day. Eth WX and Teck came over, we ate swam (haha excepting Teck :D) and jogged! (also excepting Teck). GOSH Teck is deprived, D: And lost weight. I think. Not a lot of weight, but weight nevertheless. It was funnnn fun fun funnnnn and we spent 1.5 hours watching The Suite Life, which is total and complete ownage :D

My mom found my old dreamcatcher and it's been catching a lot of relevant dreams. Relevant is relative k! 
who's been painting my roses red.












I’m Huiran, and I’m probably the most awesome weird annoying fabulous ego creepy crazy flamboyant arrogant disgusting insane funny obsessed (not really, obsessed is Esther! <3
!) person you will ever meet! :D
(Or have heard of, because you HAVE heard of me xD)

If you haven't heard of me I hope you've at least heard of Estherwongmei-yu, who's pretty and PRO and The Ultimate Fangirl and whom I love tons because why wouldn't I!

My COMMUNISM/MAOISM pwns you mannzx
MAOZEDONG/MAOZEDONG EARRINGS/China FTW!

I’m going to rule the world around the time next year that Teck, being the Gorgeous Mantou she is, loses her virginity.

In general;
NYGH: 112’07, 212’08 <3 , 313’09!
212 clique is love!
NY Swim Team, Swimfast Aquatic Club
Freestyle/30s, goal 28s!
Evangel Baptist Church, I Love God! <3
ELPS and not really loving it, but as long as Kylie Lylie Basuki Boo is there, it’s tolerable!

I’m also commonly referred to as Dr. Woodie (:, by a certain bald undersea predator, Baldie!JINGYI! x). I look just like Ethanyn Wiggie Promiscuous Hubbyboo Ohm-ing FRATWIN!, and there are considerably few people who don’t know us that can tell us apart!
Wenxian is so cute :D

(Special mention goes to Sarah Quek, whom I’ve known for the longest time and is the sweetest funniest smartest friend and busbuddy ever, and is so incredibly pro at EVERYTHING. We may be in different classes FOREVER but it doesn’t mean I’ll ever love you any less (: )

Huiran is subject to random fetishes, phases, love, ONIONS ZOMG, hugging crazes, bitchfests, love, sugar highs, love, blurts, stoning, music!, depressionsandlowpoints, love, happyfunshizzzz, chickenfests! writing crazes, binges, stuffing, and periodic flabbening! and love :D
when inspiration strikes, don't suppress it! i love writing

{ CAPper - - CAP ALUMNI! :D
OG9! White Noise (: Drama~
CAP MENTORSHIP 2008-09 (:
CAP/CAPpers rock! <34567890 }

creole lady marmalade. says:
i like daisies, cookies, hot guys, money, clothes, books, and cds.
creole lady marmalade. says:
NOW you know what to get me for my birthday!
creole lady marmalade. says:
:D
paint the sky says:
What, kidnap a hot guy and a priest and set it on your doorstep on a pile of books and clothes holding daisies, cookies and cds?

creole lady marmalade. says:
why the priest!?!?
paint the sky says:
To join you guys in holy matrimony?

NOW YOU KNOW :D

credits to enting! <3 Who is unable to walk like a normal person.

On a seperate note, I wish I had the strength butterflies have when they're hanging on to the window of a speeding car with all their six legs because if you've never noticed;

They don't let go.

dance hall drug

I LOVE PEOPLE TO/WHO TAG!



here, have some friends.

ALICIA (:
ALICIA WONG (:
AMANDA (:
ANGELINE (:
AUDREY (:
BUM (:
BRYAN (:
CARISSA (:
CELINE (:
CHARLOTTE (:
CHERIE (:
CHERYL (:
CHLOE (:
CHRISTINE (:
CHOO (:
CLEO (:
CRYSTAL(:
DEBB LIN(:
DINNIE (:
EEWEI (:
EN-TING (:
ESTHER LIM (:
ESTHER (:
ESTHER WONG, LJ (:
EVANGEL YOUTHS (:
GEOFFREY (:
GRACE (:
GREGORY ANTONO (:
GREGORY NG (:
IDA (:
JEAN (:
JINGTING (:
JINGYI (:
JIPTTI (:
JIPTTI, LJ (:
JOY (:
JOYAN (:
KESTER (:
LAUREN (:
LIANNE (:
LYNN (:
MELISSA (:
MELISSA YEO (:
MYSELF, PREVIOUSLY X:
MURIEL (:
MURIEL & ROSEMARIE 1(:
MURIEL & ROSEMARIE 2 (:
PHYLLIS (:
PINGGHEE (:
RACHEL (:
RUTHANNE (:
REI-EN (:
ROHAN (:
SARAH Q :D
SARA (:
SHAFINAZ (:
SHAMEERA (:
SHAOWEI (:
SHAMMAH (:
SHERAH (:
SIMHWEE (:
STACEY (:
TECK (:
TERESA (:
VENUS (:
VIVIAN (:
WEIQING (:
WEN XIAN (:
WESLEY (:
WIG (:
WILLA (:
XINYI (:
YINGXIN (:

212'08 classblog<3 rock on twelvers! WAHAHA (:

KYLIE AND I WANT TO RUB YOUR STDs!

FACEBOOK IS THE BOMB. I AM THE MAN, MAN!

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