AVENUE Q! AVENUE Q! Don't you hate that you are not 16/older/look very mature/are abnormally tall/ABLE TO BRIBE PEOPLE FROM SRT UUGHHHH now I will have to go all the way to Broadway to watch a bunch of people sing The Internet is for Pooooorn :D :D with cool puppets and watch them have sex. It is more alluring than you think.

I know this is really late haha because Avenue Q came and went EONS ago but it is never an inappropriate time for Puppet Lust! NEVER ~

Yesterday my mother and I went to find Enting's tuition centre place and then my mother dashed to the toilet and while loitering outside this kid was peeing into a plastic bag in the corner of some stairway and his maid was holding the plastic bag for him D: D: And the worst thing was that they were right next to the toilet and the bloody infant's mother was so close nearby, what dumb logic is that, you tell me! Eeyurrr!

Hello Charlotte, OM is spent being vaguely unbelievably unproductive.

"It's NOT SUPPOSED TO BE"

MOOSEBUTTER! Go google it. And Ghost Chickens in the Sky. And Doug. It is bloody genius, it really is, this is so lag~

As dictated by Charlotte:
A. You. Stop reading this goddamn blog because if you keep reading this goddamn blog Huiran is going to keep goddamn posting during OM. And SO, for the SAKE of our OMsingapore trophy, for our TRIP to AMERICA WORLDS NEXT YEAR you bloody want to go BLARDY BLARDI BLARDY BLARDY you BLARDYYXEEYUYREYE WHY IS THE SUN SO GREEEEN I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BANANA FACE YOUR PIRATE NOSES ARE UGLY AND YOUR CHICKEN NOSE NO FLY NO NO NOSE CHICKEN SNOT NOSED TOOT LIE NOT NOSE KNOWS?????!?? AH MY JESUS CHRISTTTTT NOT THAT KNOWS. NO NOT THAT OTHER NOSE!!!!!!!! STOP! GODDAMN!

Eh I'm calm now, stop typing in caps. I'm a clam I'm as calm as a clam are clams calm? Do you know what pearls are? Pearls are congealed oyster spit. I AM NOT A DICTATOR. I AM MAO ZE DONG.

Huiran: EEEHEEEHEHE I LIKE :D

I am peranakan mao ze AHAHAHAHA i am peranakan mohammad ali tessa can you hear me? She is next door. Your nose is so huge. Because you not knows anything. Anything at all. Anyway, I have no pieces of cake, which makes me unpeaceful. HEY TESSA can you hear me! I'm going to kick the wall down Hey my socks my socks have musical notes of them Jingyi bring your horn and play this I'm serious! Play my sock. Or someone can play it on the piano. Lalalalala you know it's very tiring coming up with things to say.

Jingyi: CHARLOTTE she can hear your foot tapping

Lets tap in morse. I am norse. I am Odin. Oooodin Odin odin my name is Odin I'm doing staircases do you know what are called staircases? Oh she's banging back HIIII HI HIIIII!!!!! Oh it's so exciting to be able to talk to you by banging my feet on the wall okay lets do semiquavers :D Anyway, like I was saying, staircases are called staircases because they go from crochets to quavers to triplets to semiquavers my stomach is empty lets go eat. Yo yo Tessa next door!

OKAY I AM STOPPING.

Fish wrangler!

Eh, you can't stop! I order you not to stop. EH I am a fish warrior warrior warrior warrior we'll let the bastards beat you down smack you with their fish use the tuna no switch to sardines I think this guy is more suited to sardines Do you know what a war cry is! Let me show you~~ F F F F F F F FISH YOU!!!! You know my fish, my fish? Actually I don't have any fish because I am a fish. I am a fish in the ocean. I am a golden shining fish swimming in an ocean of people let me read you a quote from this movie, it is called Amelie. Anyway. Put it in blockquotes because this is important

Huiran: I don't have blockquotes, they don't work D:

Your nose did, because you Not Nose Nothing

Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's. Is that not the best thing ever! Scurf, you know, scurf, like leftovers.. Stop making me sound like an idiot. I like this movie because I bought it from a store but I am fourteen and it is rated M18 and I didn't give a damn. No no the guy selling. Actually both of us.

Huiran: I
AM
STOPPING

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Huiran: GOODBYE, CHARLOTTE.

VISCOUSITY! You know it sounds like a city, Viscousity~~

Huiran: YES I AM REALLY STOPPING NOW.

ESTHER IS AWESEOMEDERZXZXZXZZZ