LAST DAY IN MAURITIUS! Ahhh yay I love computers I do I do. Using a Very Confusing Computer and DYING because the buttons are all frenchy and stuff but it's a nice computer belonging to a nice guy!

Everyone I know is a NUT. YAY HAPPY NUTS. My dad is a classic example O:

Me: "DAD YOU CAN TALK TO ME WHILE I SHOWER! So then, y'know, it won't be all silent."

Dad: " -.- No, not really."

Me: "OI WHY. Ohh y'know there's a Simon and Garfunkel song called The Sound of Silence, dontcha know."

... You've never heard of Simon and Garfunkel, have you."

Dad: ".. No?

...

I am a mountain tortoise."

HAH IT SOUNDS SO TECK OKAY! :D And then there's this.
A little while ago Dad and Friend left me in Dad's Friend's office to scavenge the computer (:D :D :D :D :D :D) while they were at their meeting.

Btw Friend's name is Gilbert (: HAHA CHILLBERT! D:

Friend: Okay we're going to go now!

Me: Oh, all right.
BYE! :D SEE YOU!

Friend: If anyone comes by you can uhh, say you're Gilbert's new girlfriend!

(there is a PAUSE.)

Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. No.

Friend: Good point, you'd get killed.

PSHHHHH there is only SO MUCH satisfaction one can derive from blogging. Shopping later shoppingshoppingshoppingshopping!! :D :D CANNOT WAIT. BORED. GAH. I'mma go stalk Facebook photos MUAHAH, BEWARE.