candy-coloured racecar man. says:
EVAPORATE, TALL PERSON!
higher than anything else says:
poof! evaporating will only make me taller
because the molecules are further apart. or something.
candy-coloured racecar man. says:
HAHA LOSER
REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
higher than anything else says:
really. except i will also be wider.
that can be rectified, though.
candy-coloured racecar man. says:
MUAHAHAHHAH
k i will evaporate you then
and feed you with many many foods
and then you will be
A SQUARE.
higher than anything else says:
omg no i'll be round D:
a SPHERE
every time i turn around a year will have passed
candy-coloured racecar man. says:
GOOD.
higher than anything else says:
nooo
candy-coloured racecar man. says:
there will be no more need for a calendar
we will simply use yourself
and if we want class to pass faster
we will
spin you fast fast
higher than anything else says:
make little markings around my circumference
like some kind of demented human sundial
colour-coded! unfortunately charlotte was not particularly tall in the first place so this plan will not work.
EVER.
higher than anything else says:
hey, cool! i have been Blogged
sounds like a disease. or an operation.
hooray!
candy-coloured racecar man. says:
hahahahaha
no it does not
higher than anything else says:
does too
Botoxed
Blogged
Neutered
candy-coloured racecar man. says:
botox is MANY LETTERS AWAY from BLOGGED
however
i would quite like to neuter you
maybe rendering you infertile would make you taller?
:D
higher than anything else says:
i'd do it. any child of mine would be a big mistake.
higher than anything else says:
but i wouldn't let you do it.
candy-coloured racercar man. says:
aww
MSN! IT IS FOR
THE
WIN.