second star to the right, and straight on till morning. says:
i cant hear what they're singing!
she's just looking for someone to dance with; says:
that's cause they kinda suck
redeeming quality = HELLO they're called draco and the malfoys!!!!!!!:
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SHUT UP IT'S WHAT HUNGER DOES TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope the stomach acid burns away my fats, AFTER it burns away my stomach lining!
actually the reason why i'm not eating is 'cause
(YAY LIST TIME!!!!)
i've got no food at home. nil. zip. nada. 0. hrm i think i do, but it's either stale cornflakes or oranges or fruit or weird crackers or frozen wedges or OMG I HAVE MILO POWDER!!!!!
i'm too lazy to move my ass all the way from the living room to the kitchen. that also explains why, y'know there's a piece of paper that's been lying next to me on the couch since 7? (it's 11.30 now :D) yeah i still haven't gone to toss it yet.
i ate a zebra just now, and like 29385729867289 buckets of meat and stuff and popcorn and whatever
HELLO, I'M 48KG WTF? you know THERE WAS A TIME, that I WAS 18KG, when i was SIX. I MISS THOSE TIMES
i hate seeing skinny people on the road that make me jealous. motivation ftw! e.g., xin/rei's friend weiqing, with whom we went to watch the movie, is THIN! and PRETTY! but fails at communism wahahahah
SEPERATE NOTE: pretty, thin people (VAH! ashley tisdale!) don't deserve to be judged, 'cause they're thin and pretty. so no matter how _____ they are, DON'T JUDGE THEM!
however fat people like kaycee bloody stroh/martha cox -.- TOTALLY DESERVE TO BE JUDGED, because GUESS WHAT, I'M FAT-IST! hah. take that, cellulite-covered ones! (ahaaa this sounds damn simon.) no rei you are NOT FAT.
now's the time to go communist and regulate that everyone has to have a BMI of 17 and below.
who's been painting my roses red.
I’m Huiran, and I’m probably the most awesome weird annoying fabulous ego creepy crazy flamboyant arrogant disgusting insane funny obsessed (not really, obsessed is Esther! <3 !) person you will ever meet! :D (Or have heard of, because you HAVE heard of me xD)
If you haven't heard of me I hope you've at least heard of Estherwongmei-yu, who's pretty and PRO and The Ultimate Fangirl and whom I love tons because why wouldn't I!
My COMMUNISM/MAOISM pwns you mannzx MAOZEDONG/MAOZEDONG EARRINGS/China FTW!
I’m going to rule the world around the time next year that Teck, being the Gorgeous Mantou she is, loses her virginity.
In general;
NYGH: 112’07, 212’08 <3 , 313’09!
212 clique is love!
NY Swim Team, Swimfast Aquatic Club
Freestyle/30s, goal 28s!
Evangel Baptist Church, I Love God! <3
ELPS and not really loving it, but as long as Kylie Lylie Basuki Boo is there, it’s tolerable!
I’m also commonly referred to as Dr. Woodie (:, by a certain bald undersea predator, Baldie!JINGYI! x). I look just like Ethanyn Wiggie Promiscuous Hubbyboo Ohm-ing FRATWIN!, and there are considerably few people who don’t know us that can tell us apart! Wenxian is so cute :D
(Special mention goes to Sarah Quek, whom I’ve known for the longest time and is the sweetest funniest smartest friend and busbuddy ever, and is so incredibly pro at EVERYTHING. We may be in different classes FOREVER but it doesn’t mean I’ll ever love you any less (: )
Huiran is subject to random fetishes, phases, love, ONIONS ZOMG, hugging crazes, bitchfests, love, sugar highs, love, blurts, stoning, music!, depressionsandlowpoints, love, happyfunshizzzz, chickenfests! writing crazes, binges, stuffing, and periodic flabbening! and love :D
when inspiration strikes, don't suppress it! i love writing
{ CAPper - - CAP ALUMNI! :D
OG9! White Noise (: Drama~
CAP MENTORSHIP 2008-09 (:
CAP/CAPpers rock! <34567890 }
creole lady marmalade. says: i like daisies, cookies, hot guys, money, clothes, books, and cds.
creole lady marmalade. says: NOW you know what to get me for my birthday!
creole lady marmalade. says: :D
paint the sky says: What, kidnap a hot guy and a priest and set it on your doorstep on a pile of books and clothes holding daisies, cookies and cds?
creole lady marmalade. says: why the priest!?!?
paint the sky says: To join you guys in holy matrimony?
NOW YOU KNOW :D
credits to enting! <3 Who is unable to walk like a normal person.
On a seperate note, I wish I had the strength butterflies have when they're hanging on to the window of a speeding car with all their six legs because if you've never noticed;
