got no mojo, Firefighters.

hmph i don't think i have much of a chance to swing my HP now, GAH. next year, assuming i get everything i want/already have, i'll have capment, BSP, MPP, The Arena, HP, OM, and several other things that i can't juggle and they'll all fall around like a huge lump of flaming juggling balls. yes, well, something like. and i don't REALLY want to join The Arena! smelly enting D: and the last time i tried to speak publicly it began with UM, and went downhill from then on. this is, of course, not referring to yesterday's very amusing assemblything, which was totally NOT a failure unless you count westvik dissing me and shiz like that but she has a problem with the world anyway -.-

i have decided to be HUMOROUS! but i don't feel funny today. or now, in fact. hrngh!

anyway this is what i'm going to do now: clear matters - youtube things - read books/watch TV - sleep - wake up to find i have FAILED EVERYTHING - get a job serving fries at McDo's - die without grandchildren.

dammit! D:

k clear matters:

kester, i don't know what you perceive my situation as? but i have nothing really against teresa now. or shermeen, for that matter. i have a problem with YOU, because you were technically unprovoked (seriously it's not like nobody's ever said you haven't got a dick before =.=) and you called me ugly and stupid/a b1tch (HAHAHA NUMBERGUY), with BAD GRAMMAR, and that's why you're the biggest loser here! go and wallow in self pity to your friends, not mine. -OH WAIT! you have none! well then, you've always got your clean, not-fat dog!

i love doing things like this it's so assholey, but FUN :D also, suanning stupid guys! xD

i just ate the entire of KAP Macs. it was very unpleasant because i also had to eat the ugly njc guys there, along with the buckets of oil they keep in their storage rooms and the McDonalds hostages, y'know, the ones that they kidnap because they've discovered the Secret McDonald Underground Labyrinth of Fatz. therefore i am grossly obese now. i also ate Q! who was eating with me. it was an accident sorry dear i didn't mean to eat you.

OH OH and i sent crap to smschat! AND smsadvertising :D

smschat: um...excuse me?! [WHHEEEEE]

smsadvertising: who wan 2 buy used plastic bag v cheap $634789.63 ony call 91912287 if u wan v affordable ty.

[now all you have to do is guess whose number that is! i hope pretty cow never sees this X:]

yeap so that's that. also, i've decided that when i finally DO rule the world, i'm going to make everyone wear pink/green/fluorescent fedoras (as yet undecided) to prevent them being knocked down by similiar pink/green/fluorescent-fedora-wearing cars. it's very effective; LKY you should try it. Q I REALISE AH. pinkgreenfluorescent are also the colours of your HANDPHONE... pouchthing! whooosh.