AHH nicole kidman's... purring is so cool. carnal, but it's not cool the way YOU MAY THINK, because she's a good actress! okay never mind :D

zomg jingyi jingyi i finished murder on the orient express and for a long time i was afraid of looking behind me when i was walking around X: countess ardenyi! whoosh. agatha christie is genius :D

oooh. i have had several epiphanies over the past few yesterdays. yay. the first is that the squishy brown bits in zhajiangmian are not, in fact, bits of meat, they are in fact COAGULATED FATS. in a LUMP. it's so gross! homg.

my dad is reading this book called confessions of an economic hit man and it's damn scary. and controversial, etc. my life has dribbled into to an abyss where the only things left for me to absorb myself in are my father's literary pursuits and DRACO OMG ESTHER I WILL GO AND YOUTUBE DOMINIC COOPER NOW. i also have NO LIFE NOW! ZOMG! SOMEONE ASK ME OUT NOW TO GOSSIP FODDER, COUGH REI/XIN!

k HINT. also now i need mountains of money to buy mountains of 8 days (although IT IS NO LONGER FUNNY WTH), and mountains of food, and other things. and i need to illegally get gossip girl xD