I feel semi-accomplished and that's a semi-happy, semi-contented sort of feeling.

Because you see, today!

I nearly used my mother's phone stylus as a watermelon fork; and

I nearly finished a whole packet of Jacob's Craks, original. The reason why I didn't finish the whole packet was because it wasn't Onion, which made me dreadfully upset because Giant didn't stock them so I decided that the whole packet wasn't worth finishing. 

Also, I've nearly finished post-trip reflections for Geog Assignment, and I've nearly packed my bag and I nearly watched JoBro's Living The Dream but lost track of time (I blame History!) and due to that I nearly killed myself. 

(Update: My mother yelled at me halfway through this post that I'd left the iron on and it was hissing and smouldering and so I went back to iron stuff, so that was another semi made full)

I'm going to do all those things that I nearly did just now, except for the first one (my mother's home, see) and the Jonas Brothers' one because Disney is bloody horrible and only shows 5 minutes worth of the Jonas Brothers (SMOULDER! estherTM) every week and I'm going to have to wait until next Sunday.

How very upsetting.

The reason why this post is (very rarely, legasp!) in CAPS because I'm mentally saying everything I've just typed out in a pseudo British accent and also, I've invented a new word again and it goes something along the lines of PHLAIL! Although I'm relatively sure that's been said to me before but NEVER MIND (:

Oh, and NOT EVERYTHING I SAY IS SOMEWHAT RELATED TO BDSM!

(Although it is! :D) 

Adieu!