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ambuscadoes-
Saturday, July 5, 2008 @ 2:09 PM
dad: ah but your shorts are too short! even your senior says so!!-panics-

me: no they're not, mom says i dress conservatively.

dad: what. oh...

-pause-

dad: well then you might as well wear nothing at all.

at this point in time, he decides to start ignoring me and begin watching ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER, his second favorite show after guys on discovery channel and their nipplerings/metal bras (whatever fine it's mythbusters O__o)

yes, it happens okay.

haha went to the weird french place for lunch just now, stuffed self madly with island creamery's! :D and then saw sally + entourage on our way back. and guess what, the first thing she said to me was:

sally(hissing): why you FBTs so shorttt!! -tugs and strides off-

eh i very self-obsessed lah. shit.
who's been painting my roses red.












I’m Huiran, and I’m probably the most awesome weird annoying fabulous ego creepy crazy flamboyant arrogant disgusting insane funny obsessed (not really, obsessed is Esther! <3
!) person you will ever meet! :D
(Or have heard of, because you HAVE heard of me xD)

If you haven't heard of me I hope you've at least heard of Estherwongmei-yu, who's pretty and PRO and The Ultimate Fangirl and whom I love tons because why wouldn't I!

My COMMUNISM/MAOISM pwns you mannzx
MAOZEDONG/MAOZEDONG EARRINGS/China FTW!

I’m going to rule the world around the time next year that Teck, being the Gorgeous Mantou she is, loses her virginity.

In general;
NYGH: 112’07, 212’08 <3 , 313’09!
212 clique is love!
NY Swim Team, Swimfast Aquatic Club
Freestyle/30s, goal 28s!
Evangel Baptist Church, I Love God! <3
ELPS and not really loving it, but as long as Kylie Lylie Basuki Boo is there, it’s tolerable!

I’m also commonly referred to as Dr. Woodie (:, by a certain bald undersea predator, Baldie!JINGYI! x). I look just like Ethanyn Wiggie Promiscuous Hubbyboo Ohm-ing FRATWIN!, and there are considerably few people who don’t know us that can tell us apart!
Wenxian is so cute :D

(Special mention goes to Sarah Quek, whom I’ve known for the longest time and is the sweetest funniest smartest friend and busbuddy ever, and is so incredibly pro at EVERYTHING. We may be in different classes FOREVER but it doesn’t mean I’ll ever love you any less (: )

Huiran is subject to random fetishes, phases, love, ONIONS ZOMG, hugging crazes, bitchfests, love, sugar highs, love, blurts, stoning, music!, depressionsandlowpoints, love, happyfunshizzzz, chickenfests! writing crazes, binges, stuffing, and periodic flabbening! and love :D
when inspiration strikes, don't suppress it! i love writing

{ CAPper - - CAP ALUMNI! :D
OG9! White Noise (: Drama~
CAP MENTORSHIP 2008-09 (:
CAP/CAPpers rock! <34567890 }

creole lady marmalade. says:
i like daisies, cookies, hot guys, money, clothes, books, and cds.
creole lady marmalade. says:
NOW you know what to get me for my birthday!
creole lady marmalade. says:
:D
paint the sky says:
What, kidnap a hot guy and a priest and set it on your doorstep on a pile of books and clothes holding daisies, cookies and cds?

creole lady marmalade. says:
why the priest!?!?
paint the sky says:
To join you guys in holy matrimony?

NOW YOU KNOW :D

credits to enting! <3 Who is unable to walk like a normal person.

On a seperate note, I wish I had the strength butterflies have when they're hanging on to the window of a speeding car with all their six legs because if you've never noticed;

They don't let go.

dance hall drug

I LOVE PEOPLE TO/WHO TAG!



here, have some friends.

ALICIA (:
ALICIA WONG (:
AMANDA (:
ANGELINE (:
AUDREY (:
BUM (:
BRYAN (:
CARISSA (:
CELINE (:
CHARLOTTE (:
CHERIE (:
CHERYL (:
CHLOE (:
CHRISTINE (:
CHOO (:
CLEO (:
CRYSTAL(:
DEBB LIN(:
DINNIE (:
EEWEI (:
EN-TING (:
ESTHER LIM (:
ESTHER (:
ESTHER WONG, LJ (:
EVANGEL YOUTHS (:
GEOFFREY (:
GRACE (:
GREGORY ANTONO (:
GREGORY NG (:
IDA (:
JEAN (:
JINGTING (:
JINGYI (:
JIPTTI (:
JIPTTI, LJ (:
JOY (:
JOYAN (:
KESTER (:
LAUREN (:
LIANNE (:
LYNN (:
MELISSA (:
MELISSA YEO (:
MYSELF, PREVIOUSLY X:
MURIEL (:
MURIEL & ROSEMARIE 1(:
MURIEL & ROSEMARIE 2 (:
PHYLLIS (:
PINGGHEE (:
RACHEL (:
RUTHANNE (:
REI-EN (:
ROHAN (:
SARAH Q :D
SARA (:
SHAFINAZ (:
SHAMEERA (:
SHAOWEI (:
SHAMMAH (:
SHERAH (:
SIMHWEE (:
STACEY (:
TECK (:
TERESA (:
VENUS (:
VIVIAN (:
WEIQING (:
WEN XIAN (:
WESLEY (:
WIG (:
WILLA (:
XINYI (:
YINGXIN (:

212'08 classblog<3 rock on twelvers! WAHAHA (:

KYLIE AND I WANT TO RUB YOUR STDs!

FACEBOOK IS THE BOMB. I AM THE MAN, MAN!

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