i'm addicted to fb, not 'cause it's secretly superexcellent and has very good apps or whatever, but because stalking with it is very fun :D
cancelcancel WHAT STALKING!
hahah soon enough i'll become like gregory antono :D who like does unspeakably atrocious, yet very pro-stalkerry things on fb :D and then i can put fb stalking as my official occupation and hope to get paid for it! :D
HURH.
hahahahha i feel damn fatttttt but i shall put certain posts up here, in chronological order and you will all then know why i was uncontactable for the past few days! yay!
BEGIN-
rah! back from traineeng and dripping with sweat.
somehow that's abit ironic, but yes. whatevarh.
i am typing this is notepad. it feels bloody weird. jingyi does it all the time! D: HOW DO YOU MANAGE MAN.
i wanna dedicate a happy post to all the CAPpers that high-ed with me during the five days, and everything that happened during CAP, and all the twiggies and councillors and what not but! nevermind, i shan't right now. because dedicating that post would be like a sort of sad sad closure. after which i'll totally sortof detach myself from happyCAPpiness and then life will go on. or not. that sounded damn morbid. hahahah!
but for now, i just want to be fueledbyCAP <3> hahahah shall change blog add soon, it's getting SAD and STAGNANTTT D: D: D: haih. or not. rah.
CAP memories! i kept ranting on and on about it today, it's like the first time i've ever gotten so attached to something.
perhaps. i don't know.
and besides, i can't give a dedication post to CAP through NOTEPAD. what bloody sacrilege. oh well, huiran shall go shower now, because i'm like dead itchy and sticky and tiredish and stiff.
my plunging suxxzxzxxzzxzx w00rhzxzxzx D:
and i am so unflex! rrrr!
but training was pretty fun, because we happy people were slacking and talking and laughing a lot, swimming with less people is happier.
-HUIRAN IS DIGRESSING-
byebye, when i get my internet back this shall all go to blogger, where you're reading it! now!
tag!
bye :D
NEXT-
I AM GOING TO DIE.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE, I TELL YOU.
DIE.
WHERE IS MY FUGGING INTERNET!!!!
HUH. I CAN'T EVEN TURN ON THE SCREWY MODEM THING AND THE PHONE IS SCREWED TOO WHY, GOD OF ALL COMMUNICATIONS THAT CONTROL HUIRAN'S LIFE, WHY!!!
I UFKCING HATE WIRES.
HUH.
HURH.
GRAARAGAGAHHJARGARGRA
I AM NOW. A HERMIT.
AND MY HANDPHONE HAS NO MONEY..
WHY!!!
-writhes in agony-
I TELL YOU I AM GOING TO GLUTTON IN FRONT OF THE TV ALL DAY AND DROWN MY SORROWS IN COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF JELLO.
TAKE THAT!
HAH!
I AM GOING TO DIE. ALONE. PAINFULLY. AS A HERMIT. WITHOUT INTERNET. OR THE PHONE WHY WHY WHY I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF NOW. BECAUSE HERMITS DON'T HAVE THE INTERNET HOW THE FUG DO THEY SURVIVE!!!!!
I AM GOING. TO. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE.
NOW.
i want my facebookbloggerblogstalkingnessMSNebuddyhandphonephone I WANT MY INTERNET.
DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
RAHHHHHHHH
yes, this was typed in notepad WAHYYHAERPYJAERHIAREHKNJAFNJNHAGJOHGAO EIRTGUAU HGOIJH"AONEBE
huiran is agitated.
NEXT AGAIN-
okay, new post! :D STILL ON NOTEPAD. BECAUSE MY INTERNET IS SCREWED. STILL. WHY! WHYYYYYY!!!
so hello if you're reading this, it means my internet finally got unscrewed and restored all my means of basic communications.
today was pretty happy, i guess xD except when i went to school, stoned around and waited half and hour for esthertessa, and they came into class with a whole big gang of BOMs and that was when i totally died because i don't like half the sectwo BOMs this year. sorry.
oh! and esther, that thing you told me today
i forgot about it when i got to the second floor, and i only just remembered. see! not affecting me at all :D
thank goodness for my insanely bad handwriting.
i suddenly remembered random convos we had during CAP!! hahahhah :D esther had lots during CAP
RAH NO INTERNET IS TEARING ME UP INSIDEEE
how, HOW do you live without SWEET INTERNET WRAWRARW! i feel strangely like daren shiauuuu D: D: rrrr!
RRRR!
haih.
"bald guys are so funny! i like bald guys :D"
"hey, she's hinting" -nudgenudge-
"how BALD does he look to you! -.-"
sorry, random
"stifled"
"stifled... SHIT!"
i still remember that, and snippets of other different convos. i'm quite grateful for other peoples' blogs and like my CAP timetable because they help me remember what i couldn't, and what i probably won't be able to, about CAP. therefore one day i shall post about EVERYTHING that happened, and refer if i need to. but i'm slowly forgetting. all those happy happy happy times :D DRAMA AND STALKING!! REI-EN! I MISS STALKINGGG! D: D: and drama.
but my memory is (like) a bloodyfuggingsieve man.
i doubt i'll remember everything that happened during CAP by the end of hols, or even most of the things. that. happened. except the plenaries and workshops because i took a a truckload of zeee notes! D: rrr
tragic.
screw me and my dreadful memoryyy D: RAWR diediedie.
i miss CAP drama. oh well! there's always facebook.
sorry random.
anyway!
i'm going to aim high this year, i AM.
i'm going to apply for that prose mentorship and by walnuts, i want to bloody get in.
hurrrrr I WILL. JIAYOUHUIRAN. and i am going to put together a KILLER PORTFOLIO.
sorry egoing, i don't think i'll be able to, and i don't think zipperman (hahha zee) will approve anyway, and i don't think i'll get in even if the previous two things are a success because i'm not good enuff rawr.
anyway!
I BELIEVE IN AFTERMATHS. I BELIEVE IN OUTCOMES, and the FUTURE. and STEREOTYPES. ARE. COOL :D
NEXT AGAIN AND AGAIN-
ohmypings my internet is still screwed and i don't know if i'll ever put this on blogger.
i can picture it now!
HUIRAN THE (UN)HAPPY HERMIT
DIES ALONE AND SAD, WITH NO INTERNET.
but i feel quite sober now, because. well. because.
goodbye.
LAST-
hurhurhur. i'm back!
hahah today was pretty good :D yay! well, the morning wasn't, it was crap, but it was PRODUCTIVE crap :D so yay. i revised! a lot! in the morning!
why?
simple. no internet D: i think if i have no internet for too long i will just go nuts inside and retreat within myself. like the hermit i am now. that's why i'm typing so much in notebook: in the hope that finally, my internet will be restored and i can use BLOGGER again, and i'm using notebook because if i didn't tell the world all about me, i will spontaneously combust.
SEE SEE SEE THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE BLOODY HELL
whatever, forget it D:
haha SO!
went to school early in the morning, went to library, attempted to use the internet but got rudely blocked by the coms system shit.
was very agitated, jumped around and attempted suicide by repeatedly hitting head on scanner.
it didn't work D: rawr.
so, being still alive and agitated, as before, i ran to IT dept and was told that they were whatevering the internet (haha sounds sick! :D ) and it wouldn't be up and running for. the. whole. day.
defeats the whole purpose of me going to schoool!! RAWRF!!!! Dx my house internet is whack, so i go to school in the hope that i can have some social life again. through the internet. without which i am a dead mess.
urh.
sooo..
attempted suicide again.
then decided that attempting suicide would prove detrimental because i'm going __________ on saturday with _________ :D :D yay! and if i died i couldn't go, and if i died i can't go to TURKEY either! YAY TURKEY!
so i didn't, and instead ran around the whole bloody school buying photocopycard, then getting the class key, and then going back to the library, then. uhh. yes.
i hate running around school urhrhrhhggh rawr rawr rawr
ahahah ANYWAY.
ramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramblerambleramble i feel damn incoherent yeh sorry.
well okay uhm lets see! after all that smelly running around i finally went to class, tried to resurrect the internet D: to no avail! NOOO! and then err i sat around and did maths then science because i photocopied :D huiran feels hardworking! yay yay.
well uhm then?
then whaaaattt.
yes so after all of that i was pretty happy and went back to the library, and like sat around and read.
then i went to bugis!
i tell you i bet singapore is secretly bloody humongous, okay, i haven't been to HALF on singapore and am terrified of the MRT now urthrhgh and buses.
omfg.
rahrahrah i was very annoyed on the bus! RRRHH.
it was damn squashed and people kept like holding the ontop handles and airing their armpits in my face!
whatever, so i'm short, ughhh. hahaha! esther. airing armpits. hahah. hahah!
lol well anyway, there was this weird korean jap woman next to me, and she was DAMN AHLIAN. oh man, it wasn't the laughable sort of cheenahlian :D HAHA :D BUT IT WAS LIKE UGHHGHG SHINY UGHGHGGHHG AHLIAN and she was SO. IRRITATING.
she kept like bumping into me and suddenly her ugly phone rang and she picked it up and started talking like. like ssccccchhhhxx-slh;aeghiaekthnalug. uhm. i don't know how to say! like like she was talking tongueishly? i don't know. sort of lah.
and she was a bit spitty and she was like right next to me. and the bus was so full i hardly had space to cringe. rah!
and i like looking dao on buses! not cringing in horror at the crazy woman next to me.
actually that's not the worst thing; the worst is that her...
her..
omfg her breath stank. so, so much it was like she talks and every time she exhaled her oral. odour? like poofed in my face and HER BREATH WAS SO BAD.
i was dying until the bus reached orchard then i coughed loudly at her and sashayed off the bus.
HAHAH I LIKE THE WORD SASHAY!!
well i didn't really sashay, but i. i flourished! HAH!
not really -.-
after that it was pretty much smooth sailing, because i got a happymushroomycheeseyburgerthing from BK :D i heart BK!
and then flourished? yet again to the MRT and stoned all the way to bugis! yay! to meet estherteresa and for some reason, wenxian! for lunch :D at KFC!
SHROOMS BURGER OWNS! :D
or is kickass, as rei-en/xinyi would probably say!
OH MAN I MISS CAPPERS! yay yay yay.
right so we ate lor, and i was rambling on about stuff and we were talking about _____, jingyi you know who that is right! the person i can't stand RAHHHHH cannot stand that person!
seriously.
OH AND JINGYI!!! JIAYOU IN JAPAN! YOU ROCK! xD if this is ever posted, which. idknw, if you're reading it now then it's on blogger already but anyway, this was written on the FOURTH OF JUNE so JIAYOU, JINGYI! :D LOVE YOU LOTS yayy have fun in japan!
should stop sidetracking spastically
always avoid alliteration xD
yeah eh where was i!
oh, yesh. KFC, then we loitered around, teresa wanted to go to some queer place which we didn't go to eventually, then like eh. eh. we went to the basementy thing AND BUGIS JUNCTION PWNS SO HARDDDDDDDDD OMFG.
that place has like the soup spoonn! AHHH I LOVE THAT PLACEEE and like, tako pachi, and those octopus ball things and they have CH(I)EWY JUNIOR :D rahhhhh! and japanes gelato stuff and GRAMOPHONE. and they have cool food shops omfg WE SHOULD SERIOUSLY GO THERE AND. CAMP. FOREVER. AS A CLASS! :D
but before that we went to this happy streety place with the glass roof. it's seriously cool because it's a street, but it's a greenhousey street which has aircon and pretty shops with the nightmare before christmas stuff :D so kool. and like bodyshop and happyboutiques :D i live for boutiqueshopping!
so bimb D: hahahh!
lol what else eh.
YES THEN WE WENT NEOPRINTING!
quite screwy, but since we had 4 people we paid like 2.50 each and did 1 machine :D yay. which was very little and we had insufficient time BUT IT WAS FUN.
NEOPRINTS RULE :D yay. apparently that was the place daiestherwxteresa went last time. without me. last year. on a MONDAY.
smelly french.
ohmytian i need the internet! i want to design swimming jacket! :D :D :D
i shall go school library tomorrow and HOPE for the internet to work, i. will. design. a. killer. swimming. jacket HAH which means i'll have to go to school early tomorrow because we'll have happypizza before training :D YAY and hopefully cake! for ms sabrinaaaaaaa :D yay.
can't wait for tomorrow.
then i mrt-ed and bussed home it took super long can, and i was being HAPPY :D on the MRT! listening to hilary duff and being high because as kiddish as hilary duff might be, her songs before, as in when she first started her career. is very bouncish :D
how to say!
well, anyway, uhm listening to hilary duff's songs make me happy (: yay(:
hahahah i just went to shower :D rah.
for some reason i suddenly start singing random songs in the shower, such as careful with words so weird right! and i've only heard that song like what, 3 times.
but it's catchy! :D :D :D I WANT POTENTIALBREAKUPSONG WHARRRRALLHALRHAR
hahah D: oh for some reason AJ's voice in carefulwithwords is quite nasal. too bad. hehhheh! and the song seems like aly and aj are like referring to/talking about a creepy stalker! whom they are really annoyed with but whose feelings they don't want to hurt. because he's actually a demented obsessivecompulsiveperv guy (OMFG MY VOCAB IS 如此 bad! FUNGUS! see, my vocab and literary skills like deproved once i came back from CAP and went back to nanyang HAH PROOF THAT NY REALLY IS CHEENAHFYING :D but i'm proud of being a nanyang cheenahlian D: ew. proof that my english is getting worse: i replace something i could have phrased PERFECTLY WELL in ENGLISH with CHINESE! DIE! ) whose feelings they don't want to hurt so they're telling him to f off through a happysong :D REALLY! GO! LISTEN TO ITT!! hahahahha! so funny :D rurhurhur one day i shall get the lyrics and PROVE EET! :D
heh.
i hope this post looks long on blogger :D
OH OH OH and i think ____________ likes ________ :D secretly!
no, it's not a queer bi sort of like, it's.
hahahah :D
right :D
so now i'm sitting here in my room, waiting for a miracle to descend, or in other words.
the internet
to, you know, be restored D;
hahahah that's all, folks!
that was all typed in NOTEPADDDD D: so queer!
well uhm have fun reading i hope it was long :D
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